He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
