What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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