Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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