she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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