Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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