he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
i out mim tonsoeep
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