It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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