your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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