You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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