is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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