4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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