his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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