Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
love makes seman taste better
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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