Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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