I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Shame - the story of my life.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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