ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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