It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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