Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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