there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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