i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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