You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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