Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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