Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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