I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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