Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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