did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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