Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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