I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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