i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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