do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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