You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
