Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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