I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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