is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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