your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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