i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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