I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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