Whod you bang
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
