David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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