Me. At least after what I've been through.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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