Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I could fuck to npr.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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