? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He had one of those small greek statue penises
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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