walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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