Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
