he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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