Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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