im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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