try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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