what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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