It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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