OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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