so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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