why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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