Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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