You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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