maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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