Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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